😎31+ Witty Captions for Your Next Candid Post

Tired of basic captions?

Say hello to witty captions that add a dash of humor and sass to your Instagram.

Whether it’s a cute selfie or a random snap, these witty captions for Instagram will keep your followers entertained and begging for more.😎📸

Witty Captions For Instagram

Just out here causing harmless chaos

Mischief? Oh, I call it creativity

Playtime, but make it fashion

Clown energy, 24/7

Catch me if you can

Why be serious when you can be silly?

If I’m not laughing, I’m plotting

Too cool to be serious

Certified giggle factory

If fun is a crime, I plead guilty

Making silly faces is a talent, okay?

Fun? Delivered daily

Serving looks… and eye rolls

Smile… it confuses people

Can’t talk, I’m busy being fabulous

Oops… did I roll my eyes out loud?

If only sarcasm paid my bills

Karma’s just sharpening her nails

Judging you silently… and loudly

I’m 99% angel… but oh, that 1%

My alone time is for your safety

Don’t be fooled, I actually don’t care

Be like me… or try harder

Not bossy… just better at everything

Too cool to explain

Don’t test me, I’m full of wit

Clever enough to confuse Google

Just a brain with legs


And there you have it! We hope you loved this collection of witty captions for instagram.

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